The concept of film has been duly deconstructed

nickdouglas:

gnomechomsky:

nickdouglas:

A British spy with a penchant for gambling pretends he’s dying so his family will love him. He invents a drink.

Casino Royale Tenenbaum

YOU CAN’T REBLOG UNLESS YOU COME UP WITH ONE. GNOME YOU RUINED CHRISTMAS

Sorry, here: A disillusioned middle-aged man in suburbia grows distant from his family, as he finds himself falling in love with a strange creature who lives a reclusive life in a nearby castle.