Shakespearean adaptation of The Big Lebowski entitled, “Two Gentlemen of Lebowski.”

blondesnotbombs:

Yup. This may in fact be the coolest thing ever.

sostark:

THE KNAVE
Zounds!

QUINCE
Thou speakest rightly, sir. No man misdeals with Joshua Quince, by Jesu.

OH MY GOD. this is the coolest thing ever. EVER.

WOO
Speak now on ducats else again we’ll thee duckest; whither the money, Lebowski?

THE KNAVE
Faith, it awaits down there someplace; prithee let me glimpse again.