A woman saying “yes” to a date with a man is literally insane and ill-advised, and the whole species’ existence counts on them doing it… How do women still go out with guys when you consider the fact that there is no greater threat to women than men? We’re the number one threat to women, globally and historically, we’re the number one cause of injury and mayhem to women; we’re the worst thing that ever happens to them - that’s true! You know what our number one threat is? Heart disease.

Louis C.K.