We had a cappuccino at [David Lynch’s] house and he smokes cigarettes and they don’t smell. At all. The smoke just goes up and I was like… I was trying to sniff and there was like, no smell. I’m not joking. I didn’t even want to ask what was happening, I just left it like that. I just touched his face to check that he was actually there.
Like all the glossy, plotless trash that everyone complains about. What if…
Before these movies are released, or before they come out on DVD, the producers of the film hire David Lynch to come in, set him up with an editing suite for a week and give him all of their raw footage and ask him to re-edit the whole thing. They give him free license to do whatever he wants with the raw footage. He can even do his own voiceovers.
What I’m saying is, I would pay good money to go see a black-and-white edit of Transformers 3 with no CGI, just David Lynch narrating large portions of it, finding some obscure meaning in Michael Bay’s plotless mess. Or even some rom-com, and Lynch could use the really awkward takes where the comedic dialogue gets totally butchered.
That would be a good movie.
“Twin Peaks” // Surfer Blood
We’re sitting on my couch here in Syracuse, and all Andrew has been talking about since he got here is watching Twin Peaks, and I really, really don’t care to study for the final I have in a few hours, so here we are.
‘Twin Peaks’ and David Lynch met on your couch in Syracuse
I’m watching ‘Twin Peaks’ on a couch in Syracuse.
you’re bound to feel guilty for feeling disappointed when you get an email telling you about what initially sounds like a really awesome artistic collaboration, but just turns out to be a nonprofit organization.
but still! unreleased Tom Waits stuff coming out!
Twin Peaks by Surfer Blood
“Twin Peaks” and David Lynch
met on your couch at Syracuse
your sexual advances are unconvincing and untrue
(for Ben)
watching a david lynch film is like checking an ex-girlfriend’s facebook. you know you’re not going to see anything good; the entire experience is slightly unsettling; at best, you’ll see one character with whom you can remotely identify; you question yourself the whole time you’re doing it; and when it’s done, you just feel dirty.
still, every few years, your curiosity gets the best of you and you try again.
The latest efforts in music blogging from Andrew Alan McClain.
21, junior at the University of Central Arkansas, journalism major.
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